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Name: Kevin
Country: United States
State: Texas
Birthday: 10/5/1982
Gender: Male
Interests: Sushi, IIDX, DDR, RPG's, Some Anime, Racing, Flaming, Writting, Girls, Comedy, Chilling with my friends, Movies, Shopping and Miss Spelling things =D
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Member Since:
7/23/2003
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| http://s6.photobucket.com/albums/y211/usherlovr07/?action=view¤t=P4290061.flv
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| "Women are not actually attracted to men. There is a
vague idea of what a man is physically, and some are better than others
aesthetically speaking, but the purely physical appearance of a man is
almost inconsequential unless he is horribly ugly or outrageously
attractive.
Women are attracted to status, money, how much a man
smiles and laughs, how many friends and resources a man has, how full a
man's life is--how many "cool," "exciting" and prestigious things he is
doing or connected to.
They are interested in how other people
view him--how many people want to be around him, how other people
interact with him and whether their interactions convey that he is
special and amazing. They want him to be extremely outgoing and
aggressive, they want him to demonstrate his status over other people
by dominating them in various non-violent ways.
A woman's
attraction to a man is a function of her jealousy at the thought of
another woman having that man. She doesn't care who he actually is or
EXACTLY what he looks like physically, she only cares about the VALUE
of the life he has constructed around himself.
A woman basically
is a greedy materialistic prostitute. Although that sounds vulgar, it's
true. She trades her physical self to buy into the success a man has
created for himself.
As a man, I fall in love with how a woman
is physically. I fall in love with simple parts of a woman. Like the
way her hair falls around her face, the line of her neck, her
shoulders. They way her ears might peek from her hair. Her eyelashes.
The size and shape of her hands, her fingernails. The way she walks,
the way she looks when she is tired or annoyed, the sound she makes
when she sneezes, coughs, or cries. The way she sits in a chair. The
way she breathes while experiencing different emotions. The way her
lips move. A million little things.
Sure, a huge part of my
attraction is mental, but the powerful seed of love that builds within
me and crystallizes is based greatly on visual things that set off
torrents of emotion and need.
It seems to me that women almost
cannot think for themselves. Their estimates of worth are based on
other peoples' estimates of worth. They don't really find an object
beautiful on their own. The object becomes beautiful when other people
let her know that it is beautiful.
I'm completely unable to
reconcile the differences between men and women. It seems like success
with women is equal to spending half of your life working to create a
giant illusion, something vastly tiring and annoying, while sacrificing
your own true self and your own interests. We construct our lives
around nest-building. We're like male birds building nests and showing
them off to attract mates. It's pathetic. Everything we do is to get
women. It is a fucking shit deal. " | | |
| Official Lames Dream Ever My boss calls me and tells me it's snowing and work is cancelled. I figure he's bullshitting and call back 2 more times to confirm that I wasn't dreaming and that he called and said works cancelled from snow/ice on the roads. I look outside and sure enough it's snowing. Ton's and ton's of snow, well relatively for houston at least. The alarm clock goes off and I'm like woot, get up, look out side... no snow. DAMNIT | | |
| So much to do today. ugh! Get rid of the radiator fluid in my moms garage.
haircut
laundry
help setup wireless internet connections
wash cars
sort clothes
eat at subway!
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| Stolen from Ruben because this is so damn hilarious. HOW MEN AND WOMEN SHOWER DIFFERENTLY . . .
How To Shower Like a Woman
Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to lights and darks. Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown. If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas. Look at your womanly physique in the mirror - make mental note to do more sit-ups/leg-lifts, etc. Get in the shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah, wide loofah and pumice stone. Wash your hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins. Wash your hair again to make sure it's clean. Condition your hair with grapefruit mint conditioner. Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until red. Wash entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash. Rinse conditioner off hair. Shave armpits and legs. Turn off shower. Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower. Spray mold spots with Tilex. Get out of shower. Dry with towel the size of a small country. Wrap hair in super absorbent towel. Return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head. If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.
How To Shower Like a Man
Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a pile. Walk naked to the bathroom. If you see wife along the way, shake wiener at her making the 'woo-woo' sound. Look at your manly physique in the mirror. Admire the size of your wiener and scratch your butt. Get in the shower. Wash your face. Wash your armpits. Blow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off. Fart and laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower. Spend majority of time washing privates and surrounding area. Wash your butt, leaving those coarse butt hairs stuck on the soap. Wash your hair. Make a Shampoo Mohawk. Pee. Rinse off and get out of shower. Partially dry off. Fail to notice water on floor because curtain was hanging out of tub the whole time. Admire wiener size in mirror again. Leave shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, light and fan on. Return to bedroom with towel around waist. If you pass wife, pull off towel, shake wiener at her and make the 'woo-woo' sound again. Throw wet towel on bed. | | |
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